stoooopid baka...say i need help. All geniuses are mad in one way or another right? =)
But you bother to keep track of all my 'greatest inventions ever' and all my epiphanies so i forgive you.

Anyhowsss...on to more therapeutic topics:
I've made a pet peeve out of people who write total fluff in their 'about me' columns. I don't mind people who wax lyrical about themselves, who at least talk about themselves with some light-heartedness. But those who fill their columns with angsty lines saturated with bombastic words on how deep they are..i mean OH COME ON.
AND..what's worse is the english. *in a janice voice* OMG..you wanna write with gusto at least make sure your english is standard right. -_-
But that's just MY pet peeve la. As they say..don't like don't read lor. Although it is a wonder how i will read, be all 'wah lau eh', go click away all miffed and yet still go back again like an amazing 10 minutes later. It's a vicious cumulative cycle. I really can be such a pain sometimes. (i can imagine chewkeechye rolling his eyes)

On to more about me (geddit? about me? har har)!! I really am quite proud of myself! Not coz of my running though, that ended right at about the time orientation ended (and you wonder why =) ). I'm proud coz i finally managed to acquire the much-needed skill of balancing in the MRT!! omg it's time for a graduation ceremony coz i would so pass with flying colours if there ever was an exam on balancing on the train during peak hour cram-ness. And with heels to boot?? oh It's all in the bag baby.
I'm so proud of myself coz the first time that i tried balancing i almost sent someone to the hospital. oh well ok not that serious, but i did jab someone in the toes with my killer heels which is really bad enough. It's really hard when you're standing in an awkard position, having people crowd up so close to you that moving would involve a whole ripple effect with a dozen dirty looks on the side.
Ok so for all you noobs who wanna know the secret to the ancient art..ok there is no secret really la..i credit it all to a blessed God-given low centre of gravity. =)

And to end off:

sD: san duo ('duo' pronounced the english way..as in a pair). Two 'sans' make a 'duo'. duo..duo..
mE: babe, you do know you're making fun of your own name right?
sD: aiyaaaaa..used to it already. If you can't beat em' join em'.

hahaha..i've always liked myself an optimist! =)

Ok may check back in later if i'm bored!!!

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