Blogs are dangerous places. They're such easy places to voice your thoughts and to update others on the crap that is happening in your life that i think we all go a bit overboard at times. such that people who are not supposed to read what you put up are reading it. Not supposed to read your stuff? what am i talking about? it's the freaking internet. everybody has access to everything. it's like the perfect chaotic world. is that our future? the world of machines where everything is perfectly chaotic? ok don't mind me, it's the post-war-of-the-worlds- syndrome. So back to the topic. if everybody reads everybody else's blogs, then won't everybody have formed an impression of everybody else just based on their blogs? i guess it's not wrong to have people judging you based on your blog coz it's evidently you who posts your entries. But from the C files, i have professionally deduced that people only blog when they are depressed or when they are experiencing the bored kitchen syndrome. That is, the type of boredom where when you have nothing to do, you just walk to the kitchen to see if there's anything to it (oh you know what i'm talking about). So how can you judge people based on their bored and depressed entries! that is so not legal! Why are we giving in to what is not legal man? And so that is why the world is becoming so judgmental. because of blogs! because we are forcing people to be judgmental.
That was another exciting deduction brought to you by the C files.
As you can see i am so totally bored today. I am a bored kitchen syndrome slave. and because i've have no proper kitchen in hall (the kitchenette is not counted as a kitchen. it's more like a place where you go to be thankful that at least your room doesn't smell half as bad.), i'm practically whiling my time away with mindless nonsense.
Girls are sensitive people, that is a universal stereotype, it's true but it's still a stereotype. But recently guys seem to be getting increasingly sensitive. that just does not good for the male ego at all. Gay Wussy is spelt d-e-a-t-h-s-e-n-t-e-n-c-e in the sacred book of male behaviour. i know this guy who is sensitive. Whenever he and a friend are out and a mutual friend messages the friend that he is with instead of him, he will get moody. i know he tries not to show it, but it does show. I would mark it off at being too damn sensitive, but i've felt like that before too, so i so cannot judge. what do u guys think? It's quite sad la, he tries to change himself so that people will accept him more and prefer him to other people. hearing it like this it sounds totally tragic but i'm thinking that some of you understand what he's going through, i know i do. i've been there before.
People would always say "BE YOURSELF". i mean what crap is that? That ranks a close second after "WORLD PEACE". It's like the universal life motto among all tom, dick and harrys. The next time i see some cutesy girl going "be yourself! yeah! *2 fingers popping up in the V sign..(kawaii ne!..NOT!)*" i will seriously puke like clarice kang after drinking bourbon. What if people don't know what they are? they don't know what they're made of? Who knows excactly what they'd do in any situation? What if everybody wants to drink orange juice, would you still wanna drink your durian-papaya juice? And if everyone is thinking that you have to be yourself, then why are we always asking people to change? - to quit smoking, to quit hanging out so late, to quit being late for meetings, to quit digging their noses in public, the list goes on...
i think that we don't actually want to tell people to "BE YOURSELF", instead, we want to tell people to "BE LIKE ME". we want to change people to what we're like instead of having to accept their flaws. we should all start a "BE LIKE ME" campaign since the "BE YOURSELF" one isn't working out too well. so who would be our role model? George Bush? yea i think so too. from today onwards i will start my "BE LIKE ME" campaign, after the likes of George Bush. It's a narciccistic world we live in.
That was another exciting deduction brought to you by the C files.
so random. i like.
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